In reading fanfiction parody " knights of Jesus" on the blog of Leo on the fandom Saint Seya , I I also wanted to try out a story much lighter than usual, if not delusional. That's how was born the saga Foggy Nelson in turtles ninja "crossover whose title explicitly shows the two worlds that go meet. TMNT why you tell me? You should know that basically wanted to parody the series pass on Frank Miller Daredevil and title Ronin. You know then enjoy the wink;)
Summary of previous episodes that I was too lazy to write ( ah bin bravo starts well!):
Krang and Shredder have found a way to leave the X dimension aboard Technodrome's and join the Earth dimension. The vast army of Krang and the Foot Clan Shredder therefore about to invade New York, the first stage of their invasion plan global. Faced with this terrible news, ninja turtles are powerless, and their only hope of finding the elected which according Master Sprinter is the salvation of mankind and "mutanteté!
In a parallel Earth called "to the nearly-Marvelcomics-616-and-of-dust" (and yet it is just the diminutive name) and more specifically, in the offices of famous lawyers and associates " Nelson & Murdock & Blake & Mortimer & Co . Tonight, two old friends and colleagues are working late.
"- Damn, damn, damn and damn!
- What is there Foggy ?
- ago that I slap my Matt! Becky you and you win all your affairs, you and you're blind, she was cloistered in a wheelchair. Thanks to your disability, you win the sympathy of jurors and you bingo, you're done. Just yesterday, I managed to lose the case "Fans of Spider-Man vs. Quesada" I'm too bad, me too I must be touching the TH and Aid to Disabled Adults! (Not tax deductible)
- I see, hmm let me think it is good like old friends, can I determine the language carefully if you want, kindly offers Matt.
- And how does a silent plea to the court eh?
- Oh wait, otherwise I can always bin t'amputer an arm and make you a penguin.
- Super! I put my hand to cut it'll work! Ok go ahead with a good heart Nelson said.
Matt then grabbed a katana hanging decoration Foggy on the wall while shaking a tourniquet around his left arm he laid on the table.
- You ready? Matt asked his best friend.
- is when you want the lawyer replied boy. But suddenly
Matt did not feel well, excruciating pain in the belly tugged. He then left the room slurred some words to the camera "Do not zap the page after a small pub. What I did not want to admit the man without fear was that he had what is called roughly "the shits! Came to the bathroom, he quickly put earplugs in your ears and a large clothes peg red nose before dropping his pants and engage in a real concert trumpet.
Meanwhile, Franklin was impatient when suddenly a bright light appeared in the middle of the room leaving the man stunned. This light soon formed a vertical circle which came out four strange creatures.
"- Kowabunga! In chorus newcomers.
- What ... who are you? Asked the lawyer concerned.
- The pizza delivery boys, joked one of the mutant turtles.
- Do not disperse Raphael, the mission foremost, "said one who seemed to be the group leader.
Meanwhile, Matt Murdock pulled the flush, emptied a whole Oust spray before removing his ear plugs and clothespin, where he realized that something was something odd in the room where he had left his friend.
In the piece in question, the humanoid turtles managed to shut Foggy in a trash bag and rushed it to strike continues to struggle. Then they won the inter-dimensional portal and disappeared without a trace.
Matt opened the door violently, red nose still flattened and one hand holding his trousers that fell on his knees. Son collègue n’était plus là mais sans avoir eu le temps de pleurer sa disparition, il dû recourir très vite au cabinet de toilette.
Douze heures plus tôt
Ce matin Maître Splinter tentait du mieux que possible de délivrer son enseignement à des élèves bien dissipés. En effet, les tortues ninja n’écoutaient pas leur sensei, trop occupées à discuter entre elles du film d’action d’hier soir ou de la nouvelle pizzeria qui fait fureur en ville.
Le professeur désespéré eu soudainement une idée lumineuse en repensant à un film traitant de ses lacunes d’autorité : Esprits rebelles !
In general indifference, the mutant rat was absent for one minute before reappearing with his arm in a carton containing a delicious Margherita divided into four equal parts and miraculously win the attention of his disciples.
"- The first part to the one I quoted the prophecy of the Chosen.
- When the army of evil, will open the doors of our size
When Chaos is total, and Hope endangered
Four Brave Warriors, will bring the Chosen
of an unknown world, the savior magnified sense
He will deliver our Universe, child prodigy of Frank ... uh Ribery? Recited almost without fail one of the mutants.
- Miller Leonardo you see Ribery not underestimate our beauty! Master Splinter intervention while throwing pizza from his favorite pupil, and who are these warriors? he continued.
- We, we, we hastened to meet Michelangelo.
- Right, you want to and can tell me how you find the chosen one for the other?
- Thanks to my machine to travel to parallel worlds and my detector elected to for-savior-of-the-world that I made with parts of our fridge and our van intervention
spontaneously replied Donatello - Pfff sighed his brothers in arms.
- Great, heaving. Congratulations you're finally ready children, road and good luck! "
Raphael, vexed at not having had his share of cake or pizza if you prefer rebelled and cut the floor to his sensei.
"What about me? You have one last piece, ask me a question I have tile too! "
To avoid damage to the jealous, Master Splinter deigned to ask a riddle to the turtle starving. The rat father left a wig and false beard attached to the white color shades grisâtes and a significant length, disguise de Père Fouras quoi. Il les porta avec une fierté démesurée et lança son speech :
« Écoute attentivement petit scarabée, je ne le répéterai pas deux fois voici l’énigme :
Il est le point de départ, sans mener nulle part.
Terreur de l’écolier, surtout s’il est pointé. »
Raphael très peu sûr de lui regarda ses camarades dans l’espoir que l’un d’eux lui souffle la réponse en vain, ses frères regardaient le sol, honteux de n’avoir aucune idée sur la question. Il tenta alors le tout pour le tout. Il alla chercher un dictionnaire et énuméra un à un, page par page tous les mots qui therein. Master Splinter nodded his long head up to nab a bad stiff neck, before his dunce individual students are finally fell on the word "zero." When finally he had his share of pizza, it was all crimson but it does not bother at all. He swallowed it in one sitting.
Thus they could subsequently take them to their size that they thought was the chosen of the legend. This
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The body was lying unconscious in the middle of Foggy sewers in an area that was used to strange squatters living:
" - He is the elected? Leonardo questioned unconvinced.
- I think so replied Donatello.
- Given his size, he must also love pizza Raphael amused him feeling the belly of the index.
- Okay, enough! Awaken the heart may have been the net annoyed Master Splinter. "Michelangelo
then took a megaphone and shouted suddenly at the ear of the unfortunate innocent
" Ninja Turtles, very early in no time, you
heroes who break them ... "And
other three accomplices supplementing loudly "Candy! "
The result was dramatic. Foggy woke up screaming, he screamed again realizing he was in a poorly lit, smelly and disgusting and also last time when he saw the monstrous aspect of his kidnappers and once again to ensure that it was him that came from his sharp and loud sounds also. He screamed one last time when he was certain.
"- Please, the" Green Goblin "do not eat me! begged the lawyer frightened.
- We will not eat you ... the guy reassured the creature army sai.
- Phew chuckled nervously Foggy.
- Friday c’est poisson, c’est seulement samedi la chaire humaine ria-t-elle.
Immédiatement Maître Splinter envoya un coup de bâton sur la tête de son disciple dont la blague était malvenue puis il expliqua en détail au prétendu élu la situation critique dans laquelle leur monde était plongé et la destinée que la prophétie lui réservait. Foggy fasciné l’écoutait attentivement, il se disait que ce serait génial s’il pouvait devenir un super-héros et collectionner les conquêtes tout comme Matt. Il s’imaginait déjà flirter main dans la main avec Madame Web … euh oui bon, nous ne sommes pas là pour polémiquer sur les fantasmes du jeune homme. Bref, il prit soudainement confiance en lui et clama :
« Ok ça me botte ! Alors les tafioles en carapace, c’est quand qu’on nique la gueule aux cons ?! »
To be continued…
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